Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Diabolik Lovers Season 1, Episode 2

Our second episode!  It's also pretty bad.

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You can watch along with us here, if you can stomach it.  This show is really bad.  Like, the show is worse than our episode making fun of the show.

Screencaps and further commentary below the cut:


Could be kinda hot, if she were into it.  (She's not.) 

 As if her life weren't weird and violated enough, she wakes up to some asshole sitting on her bed.

Okay, this has gone to just really awkward. 

 This is night-time high school for night-time people.  Presumably there are other students there, who are also probably vampires or something.  It's not really clear.

 Protagonist Girl is Magically Delicious, Part 2 of a Series.  I love how confused he looks by this.

 Don't lie, you're thinking to yourself, "Gosh I hope he just throws her into that pool right now."

WISH GRANTED.

Bro, it's only romantic if you give her mouth-to-mouth underwater if you DIDN'T JUST THROW HER IN THERE, YOU ASSHOLE. 

Okay, seriously, wasn't romantic when you gave her mouth-to-mouth, still not romantic to bite her like that, YOU ASSHOLE. 

Chandelier, please save us from this stupidity.

Vampire boner eyes.

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