Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Diabolik Lovers Season 1, Episode 3

Our third episode.  We do a little bit better this time, but we had to do a lot of takes because we lost our first couple.  Still, our recording turned out all right!  If only the anime weren't shit on toast...

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You can watch along with us here, if you really really want to.  This episode in particular is kind of sickeningly awful.  Not in the like, gross horrific way, more in just an 'oh my god, this is actually happening on a screen in front of me,' way.

Screencaps and further commentary below the cut:


Do I really need to caption this?  It's a boy with purple hair, a teddy bear and a fork about to stab something ice-pick style. 


I kinda wish this were what it looked like.  It's not, he's sucking blood out of her clavicle to give her a hickey.  Really, I wouldn't make that up, I'd just say he was sucking on her tit. 

 Okay so this doesn't look a whole lot better, but you can see how awkward and unromantic the pose is.

The best part is that in the episode, there's an audible splash before this cut.

I bet you're NOT thinking 'Gosh, I hope he pulls her into that bathtub with him.'

WISH GRANTED ANYWAY. 

Protagonist Girl Is Magically Delicious, Part 3 of a Series.  This time with lots of visible shoulders and necks. 

This is the only time she will maintain injuries from being bitten for more than the scene she's bitten in, and it's only so another man can get upset about her having been tarnished.  This is the part that's really sickening. 

How do bad boy vampires have honor duels to decide who owns the girl?  Do they fight to the death with swords?  Beat each other up?  NOPE WE PLAY FUCKING DARTS, AS MEN ONCE DID. 

Okay now that I'm here looking at this image, this is actually a really horrifying and creepy way to leave you. Sorry about that.

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