Friday, December 18, 2015

Diabolik Lovers Season 1, Episode 5

Sorry for the huge delay folks, I'm doing a huge episode dump to make up for it over the next couple of days.  First is episode 5!  Diabolik Lovers still manages to be a horrific turd of a show.

Download the episode here!

You can watch along with us here, or you can not, because you don't want to have to subject yourself to a show as bad as this.  It's really, really bad.

Screenshots and Commentary below the cut...



Once again, Yui is alone with one of these assholes in a place she really shouldn't be. 

 Why does it always go like this?

Okay, I'm done defending these.  This show wanted to have vampires sucking blood out of tits, so it had it.  And absolutely nobody was happy about it.

Vampire ejaculation eyes.

 No, he doesn't look like less of an asshole when he's asleep.

Oh, he's giving her some tea.  Well that's a reasonable thing for one person to do to one another.  I'm sure that this common cultural ritual in Japan will be respected and will just be window dressing in an otherwise horrible scene. 

Oh, or he could put some kinda drug in it for no reason whatsoever other than to be a total asshole.

Protagonist Girl is Magically Delicious: Part 5 of a Series.  Licking someone's palm isn't that sexy, you know?

I just wanted to point out how weird the balance looks in this picture.  I think it's just cause of the dutch angle but it looks off. 

 I'm really not clear on the romance of this shot.  I'm really not clear on the purpose of this shot.


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